…It’s that time again, isn’t it?

You know, since this City gets flooded every so often with this influx of temporary guests, and since the rest of us generally are subjected to all kinds of questions, and we tolerate this for twenty-four hours, and there really isn’t anything any of us can do about it, it seems only fair to me that one little ( Read more... )

I don't know why on earth people I've never even met decided that I, for some reason, am not real, among other things, but it's happened way too many times this morning for me to pretend it isn't happening. Let's get this over with.

Of course I'm a real person. I have a birth certificate. I have a Social Security card. I have a library card ( Read more... )